"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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