with your own penis?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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