just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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