I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Alive.
So much puke
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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