So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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