i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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