I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Shame - the story of my life.
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