sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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