Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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