never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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