you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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