bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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