he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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