nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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