I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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