your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You're like the curious george of whores
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
