Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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