I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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