I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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