Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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