go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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