oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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