i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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