So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Small penises have feelings too.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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