eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i believe in u and ur pee
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