So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
