do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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