It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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