How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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