Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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