I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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