She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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