If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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