For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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