Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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