he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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