she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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