it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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