Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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