Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dick very happy bro
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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