just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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