If i come over, it means nothing
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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