I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Fuck appropriateness.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
