She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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