If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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