Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
