it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry