Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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