After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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