Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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