I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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