Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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